Vamp

I am a fan of most things vampire. I say "most" because I prefer this kind of vampire:




or this kind of vampire:



Or even this kind of vampire:




This kind of vampire makes me throw up a little. (Sorry, but vampires shouldn't "sparkle".)




Sure, I think vampires can be sexy and scary at the same time, like this show (it was awesome but canceled too early):



but mostly I think scary and creepy is best.







For years I have have joked around and said that I'm half vampire. I burn badly in sunlight, I'm a total "night owl", I'm allergic to garlic (Seriously. It sucks. Pun intended.) I don't like to cross water... well, okay, that's only kind of true.



Anyway, for my birthday, my dad got me a DNA test. Being adopted, we weren't really sure what kind of mutt I am. I got it back yesterday. And now we know:








Although I'm about as scary and creepy as this guy:

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