Just another day in the life at 911. All the callers were "girls".
Caller: I'd like to report an olderly man driving recklessly.
Me: A what?
Caller: An olderly man.
Caller: I'd like to report a reckless driver on the freeway.
Me: Ok, let me have you to talk to the State Patrol...
WSP: What are you reporting?
Caller: A reckless driver on I90.
WSP: What are they doing?
Caller: Well, I'm going at least 85 and he's totally pulling away from me.
(FYI, our speed limit there is 70 mph)
WSP: Um, you wanna slow it down to 70 ma'am?
Caller: Uh, what?
WSP: You can't go 85 ma'am, and if you do you shouldn't tell me about it.
Caller: Oh. Okay.
and my personal favorite of the day :
Caller: I'd like to report a lady walking down the street who looks like she having some trouble walking. She might be drunk.
Me: Okay, how old is she?
Caller: She's elderly.
Me: By elderly, what do you mean, 70, 80, 90?
Caller: No, I'd say she looks about 42.
Me: Where are you? I'm gonna come