Me: Do you still love me even though sometimes I'm a pain in the ass?
Secret Agent Man: You're not a pain in the ass.
Me: Okay, how about a pain in the patukis? (yes, it is our made up word for "butt")
S.A.M.: You're not a pain.
Me: A pain in the patootie? (also another made up word for "butt")
S.A.M.: You're don't make me feel pain.
Me: How about a numbing sensation in the back of the left knee?
S.A.M.: No, but sometimes you make me feel tingly...