Me: 911, what are you reporting?
Caller: Oh, I didn't mean to call you, I meant to call nine-eleven.
Me: Um...this is 911.
Caller: Yes, but I don't want 911, I want nine-eleven. For the police department.
Me: There is no "nine-eleven", it's 9-1-1 and that's who you're talking to.
Caller: This is ridiculous. [click]